You are an animal, you’re always
horsing around
I’ve often seen you eating chocolate mousse
You’re as stubborn as a mule sometimes but darling that’s
OK
I’ve really gone ape over you
You are an animal, you really got my goat
The things you say make me hide away like a kid
 Sheepishly
I chicken out, but it’s true without a doubt
I’ve gone hog wild over you
Sometimes I think you’re shellfish
You’re acting kind of fishy
Especially when you take money out of the kitty
And you say “Deer, can you give me a little doe?”
And when I say “No!” you say “Then how about
a buck?”
But you’re... an animal, you’re
always badgering me
You’re so full of bull I just can’t bear it
And when you call me “Tiger” I always know you’re
lion
My little lamb, I’m crazy over ewe
Last time you said “Go fish,”
I thought you were a card shark
I suspected fowl play
But then I said “Oh hogwash... you’re such a doggone
boar
How could I ever think you were a cheetah?”
You are an animal, you yak-yak-yak
An animal, sometimes you flounder around
An animal, don’t try to weasel out
My little bird brain, your goose is cooked
I’m happy as a clam... over you!
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